Hubby went to the bathroom this morning. Son (age 3) wandered into our bedroom and climbed onto the bed. "I want to sleep on this side", pointing at his daddy's vacant side of the bed.
As he burrows under the duvet, I asked him if he was going to be Daddy for a few minutes. He nodded and then exclaims with a gruff little voice "Where's my phone?"
I love his humour.